Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones

But Whips and Caines Excite me.

The TV promo just informed me that this Sunday night will see the return of my 2nd fav CSI program - CSI Miami. I think it has to be a spoof of CSI New York because some of the acting has melted cheese dripping down it, and there hasn't been a hurricane ('cuse pun) in it yet. And then there's yummy Horatio Caine (what was his mother thinking...), so self-contained and controlled on the top, oozing manliness at every pout of the lips and thrust of the hips... reooowwwwwwwwww

David Caruso might even be as yummy as to give Gary Sinise a run for his fancy badge as 'actor most likely to look bloody gorjus in sunglasses...and suits'

I am such a suit whore *sigh*