Listen! Can you hear them?

I hear bells!

The presents are wrapped, I have my dining room back (the train layout has been relocated to the front room), the strawberries, pav, ham and salads are in the fridge with the chocolate and the nuts largely intact (ok not the nuts), and the car all gussied up with Rudolph's red nose and antlers (we're gonna put them on flatties Moo next week, but shhhh, it's a secret).

And you know what that means, hmmm?

Happy Ho Ho Day is here and it's time to hit the Baileys of course!

So, we wish you a very Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, a piece of good will to all (wo)men and all that stuff, speshully from Splodge to you. May you all travel safe, avoid alcohol if driving and getting wet (if it's raining) avoid fighting and eating too much and sunburn (if it's sunny) and gastro from the BBQ sausages and the piles of reindeer shit that prove Santa really woz here.



:o)

"So this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear ones
The old and the young" - John Lennon