Eavesdropping
Overheard coming from the lounge...
Adam: Do you have to sit there?"
Heather: "Why? I can sit where I like."
Adam: "Because I don't like you."
Me (cracking up): "Geez Ads, last week you said you loved her."
Adam: "Nah, I was joking."
Recent Google search keywords/phrases that hit on splodge:
"figging husband"
"bondage muzzles"
"figgy pudding etymology christmas"
"Square Peg DILDOS"
"Sunkist 3107"
There must be some kinky anal fruity pudding sex cumming this Christmas. Stay tuned, I'll let you know when it arrives.
3 Comments:
Uhhmmmm..... I was gonna say summink here, but I'm not really sure I should...
lol, practicing restraint all of a sudden, is that going to be a NY resolution?
Nooooo.. In this case just straight common sense
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