Then again

Scratch that, I'd rather have this for Christmas



It's only 290K. It won't hurt much and I'll let you polish it if you're very careful :-)

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The cats pyjamas

Not content with flesh and bleat, real live cats, I have an urge to own one of these, too



It's a Cat in a Bag.

At least it wouldn't get its stupid cat nose out of joint because we went away for ONE night (cos it doesn't have a nose) and it wouldn't demand its dinner at 3 in the morning when it decides to stop being nasally disjointed (cos it doesn't have a mouth).

But be warned, when er if you DO buy me one, don't give it to me until after christmas when Fatsy has gone home...



... she'll eat it.

I hope she doesn't try to eat Tommy; he'll probably rip her face off and slap her with the soggy bits. It won't be pretty.