Pitiful

There are some sad-arsed people out there. This lot will tell you everything you never wanted to know about Star Wars and more.

Those sad-arsed people are almost as pitiful as Air New Zealand, the wankers. They won't let my aunt use her air points to fly Heather to Welly for a few days; air points are only transferrable between people who live in the same house.

Twats. No, hang on, they're useful. Give me a minute, I'll think of something appropriate.

BRB