Alice the camel

Australian Woman Killed By Amorous Camel

An Australian woman was killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present after the animal apparently tried to have sex, police said Sunday...

The woman was given the camel in March as a birthday present from her husband and daughter. "She had a love of exotic pets,"

No shit she had a love of exotic pets. I wonder what the camel said - "One hump or two", maybe?

Inter-species relationships never really work out and that one really sucks the galactic muffin.